Get you a girl that holds your hand in the day but holds them down at night.
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You ever had a pretty girl look in your direction & you start to..
*feel the gay panic creeping in*
then you go your entire day thinking about that girl and how life would be raising a dog in a little apartment together?
step 1: make girl laugh
step 2: make girl moan
Anonymous asked:
Are you a Gold Star lesbian? (Just in case you don't know what it means, a Gold Star lesbian is a lesbian that has never had sex with a guy and would never have any intentions of ever doing so)
yes or no, what does it matter? dick isn’t some magical thing that has the power to fundamentally change who you are as a girl
U ever meet a super cool girl and ur like… do I want her to be my best friend or my wife
I WANT A GIRLFRIEND
STOP ADDING ‘OR A BOYFRIEND’ THIS IS A LESBIAN ONLY EVENT
no offense but when is a cute girl gonna take me to a pumpkin patch & kiss me in the corn maze bc its almost october & i am ready


